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Phil: Piss off!

Dan:

2013 was an era never to be forgotten

𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑰 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅

"are you okay" no I need dragons to be real

im glad u like my drinks 🥹

yk what let’s do a shoutout for my sister. funniest bitch i know besides myself. makes a good fizzy cranberry. if u like and follow us u will enjoy following her too, she’s just a mini me in a different font 🫰🏻

@birthdaywolf here's to you being iconic 💞💞💞

I want to follow him around like a cat and run in front of his feet and trip him