I Know At Least One Buyer For The T-Shirt, Laura XD

I know at least one buyer for the T-Shirt, Laura XD  

*static noises*

There was something in Matt's tone when he said "make a perception check...with disadvantage, you drunk asshole," that just. Something about it stripped away all Bertrand's layers of facade. I knew the joke was over.

And I'm not even sure how intentional it was! Or if I was reading into it but like. Matt wasn't really smiling. And it was so chilling to watch him slip into that serious tone while Travis just...carried on for several more beats. The laugh track had ended. Only Bertrand hadn't realized yet.

Wouldn't until it was already too late.

I think Fearne should carry Chetney in a handbag like people carry those tiny dogs

bertrand in combat: level 5 fighter, hits hard, good hp

bertrand out of combat: i am but an Old Man. oh! my bones! my poor bones! i think my hip just cracked. my blood pressure is terrible. i will probably die this tuesday

Halfling Luck