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The Democrats were in shambles. 

The economy was surging, the Impeachment Hoax completely backfired, and they were heading into what would be another decisive electoral victory for the party of Lincoln.

Their message failed to resonate with the majority of voters, and their “old-boys-club” mentality meant that their presidential nominee was a complete dud. 

It didn’t help that Joe Biden followed the Democratic principle of not receiving hand relief on a regular basis. As a result, his mental speed was very slow, and he often had difficulty putting together coherent sentences. 

Joe was so backed up and foggy-brained going into the final debate, that when he saw his opponent’s hand, he immediately grew erect. The thought of a hand on his member made him silently salivate.

For the rest of the election cycle, Joe couldn’t get it out of his head. Every interview he did found him bumbling through muddled points. He needed an outlet, but was unable to find one.

If only he had invested in a pleasure bot, he could have had it all. The smooth, cool plastic hands would have brought him to the edge over and over, and the biometric feedback scanners would have custom tailored a jerk for him each time. With long-life lithium-ion batteries, he could have been getting jerked so right, all night long.

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

It’s your blood that haunts my dreams and sticks to my hands, not mine. - submitted by canislupus-13

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“Rich kids should go to public schools. The mayor should ride the subway to work. When wealthy people get sick, they should be sent to public hospitals. Business executives should have to stand in the same airport security lines as everyone else. The very fact that people want to buy their way out of all of these experiences points to the reason why they shouldn’t be able to. Private schools and private limos and private doctors and private security are all pressure release valves that eliminate the friction that would cause powerful people to call for all of these bad things to get better. The degree to which we allow the rich to insulate themselves from the unpleasant reality that others are forced to experience is directly related to how long that reality is allowed to stay unpleasant. When they are left with no other option, rich people will force improvement in public systems. Their public spirit will be infinitely less urgent when they are contemplating these things from afar than when they are sitting in a hot ER waiting room for six hours themselves.”

— Everyone Into The Grinder