Floatybug - I Am Not Here To Be Perceived

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

was thinking of old retired daud vibing in a pool then remembered an au w @overseermartin​ where he and martin end up in karnaca for their retirements and hang out :)

also bonus:

hey so maybe switching to threads, infamously managed by one of the worst data scraping companies of all time, isnt the play guys

heres just PART of what they're trying to track when you download the app:

to list what they attempt to track:

unique identifier

os version

device brand

charging status

device total memory

first name

gps coordinates

screen density

app version

device orientation

headphone status

rotation data

network connection type

city

available internal storage

device language

os build number

accelerometer data

network carrier

available device memory

last name

postal code

email address

gender

system volume

timezone

app name

country

state

screen resolution

cookies

device model

birthday

android advertising id

please for the love of God, dont download threads.

you're my king and I'm your lionheart

(Am I actually posting on Tumblr again??? Idk but it seems as good a time as any doesn't it)

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.