flowerwiththemachinegun

The Shit Show

I’m just here to write shit. Roxx, 26 she/her 🏳️🏴🟣Minors DNI, Do not interact. I don’t know how to have normal conversation. Lot’s of down bad horny talk, can’t help it, my bad. FF7 and Jey USO addict ao3:flowersandglocks. I literally talk to myself on here, so I guess this is also personal but I'm not making a separate page.

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Okay But To Think Hojo Isn't Fucking Ungodly Attractive Is A Wild Concept To ME

Okay but to think Hojo isn't fucking ungodly attractive is a wild concept to ME

Tfw Hojo had more game than his immaculately attractive son.

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flowerwiththemachinegun

9 months ago

😭😭😭😭

Now we need one without Hunter!

I can’t stop smiling

congratulations jey!

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flowerwiththemachinegun

9 months ago

That was some corny quick thinking you did there

I genuinely tried merging those chapters thinking it was a good idea and it just didn't work like that

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fuckin goober thats the name that made me squeal so im going with it

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flowerwiththemachinegun

9 months ago

Gonna drop a bunch of Tseng related shit that I've been gripping onto tightly with these grubby little paws of mine. (Also just haven't had time to post any of them)

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half of it is sex half of it is toxic

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flowerwiththemachinegun

9 months ago

Rufus? I picture those tits in a very similar fashion.

I will not stand for a gender-flipped Rufus. That's just a karen with a shotgun.

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rufus has the perfect corporate “i can fuck you all” tits like this makes sense in my mind LOL like Karen perky tits? def could fuck through the entire shinra roster but doesnt

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flowerwiththemachinegun

9 months ago

I genuinely tried merging those chapters thinking it was a good idea and it just didn't work like that

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shit just felt like it was dragging ugh i just want the juiciest parts deadass but im gonna do this how i pictured

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