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The Shit Show

I’m just here to write shit. Roxx, 26 she/her 🏳️🏴🟣Minors DNI, Do not interact. I don’t know how to have normal conversation. Lot’s of down bad horny talk, can’t help it, my bad. FF7 and Jey USO addict ao3:flowersandglocks. I literally talk to myself on here, so I guess this is also personal but I'm not making a separate page.

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Well, If I Don't Update Tonight At Work And If Verizon Doesn't Get Their Shit Together Tonight, I'll

Well, if I don't update tonight at work and if Verizon doesn't get their shit together tonight, I'll put the next chapter up tomorrow. I liked the outcome of the poll too. Maybe I'll add all the shit that gets scrapped to its own little pile of shit and upload it after I'm done

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LOL The post I made before making the decision to write my own fics 🤣🤣needed them feet so bad.

Edit: I always forget about the Laguna things I did a while back but like, he really got nothing in that xReader department

Alright I’m tired of thinking about this and I simply can’t get it out of my head.

Sephiroth and his feet. God I’m so down bad. Anyways, desperately looking for someone to write a ‘ Sephiroth x reader’ with a significant other who’s got a hidden foot fetish til they can’t contain it anymore. I just imagine he’s got the prettiest fuckin feet, they’re massive too my god. For real I might do anything for that story.


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🤣🤣🤣ugh ill get to them. Tbh all my brain seems to wanna focus on is Misconduct. The rest are hanging in the balance

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'


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Continuation of this. Post-Rebirth

Tseng sits on the hospital bed to the side, facing Rufus. You sit behind him. You gently drag a comb through his hair. Today, he is too exhausted to do it himself. Rufus watches from his chair next to the bed. He is silent, for once. Probably because Tseng can't hide his weariness.

You use the rattail comb to slice a wide, thin portion of hair black from the front. With the comb to aid you, you continue to add sections. You craft a decent braid, not one a child would make but not anything near professional. Thank goodness he doesn't have a mirror to judge your work.

Tseng has to remain still. Rufus takes advantage of this by leaning forward on the bed with his hands, planting a kiss on the side of the other man's forehead. Next, the cheek. He stops there, not pushing his luck.

This is enough to have Tseng yawning. You say your reluctant goodbye's. Tseng's eyes close as soon as he settles into the pillow.

Rufus parts his arms just wide enough for you to slot yourself between them, the both of you facing Tseng. Rufus really should be going but you watch the other man sleep, with Rufus' cheek pressed to your hair. It's a shame that this is what has made Tseng take a break from working.

"Does he have more paperwork?" you ask quietly.

"Yes. I'll have it sent to you by tomorrow morning."

"He hasn't figured it out, has he?"

"I don't think so. I'd rather risk him getting angry than return to work early."


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Masterlist (FF7)

Rufus Shinra

Headcanons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Fics: Hunted · Sand Through Fingers 2 3 · Somnophilia · Rufus Vs Reeve 2 3 · I Can Train You · Taking Your Hand · Kidnapped · The Secretary · Queen's Blood · You're An Idiot · Sparring · Degrading · A Freak · The Monster · Good Girl

Rufus + Tseng

Fics: The Offer 2 · Untitled 2 3 · Straight Smut

Tseng

Headcanons: 1 2 3 4 5

Fics: Anything · Casual Relationship · Sub Tseng · Quarantine · Stupid · Pie in the Sky

Sephiroth

Headcanons: 1 2 3 4

Fics: Broken Toy · Fallen Angel, Down to Earth · Bonding Time · Bonding Time V. 2

Rude

Headcanons: 1 2 3 4

Reno

Headcanons: 1 2 3 4 5 6

Cloud

Headcanons: 1 2 3

Barret

Headcanons: 1 2

Elena

Headcanons: 1 2

Reeve

Headcanons: 1

Fics: Submissive Reeve

Solo Character: Reno · Rufus Shinra


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