flowerwiththemachinegun - The Shit Show
The Shit Show

I’m just here to write shit. Roxx, 26 she/her 🏳️🏴🟣Minors DNI, Do not interact. I don’t know how to have normal conversation. Lot’s of down bad horny talk, can’t help it, my bad. FF7 and Jey USO addict ao3:flowersandglocks. I literally talk to myself on here, so I guess this is also personal but I'm not making a separate page.

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Now That I'm Back To My Computer I Can Finish What I Wanted Last Night.

Now that I'm back to my computer i can finish what i wanted last night.

Won't be getting my phone fixed until Monday since it's the nearest time slot i could find


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......God God God okay. I'm hearing yall religion more and more each day

PSA: How to Undress Rebirth Vincent Valentine with Pictures!

Because I have spent way too long working this out, I figured I'd share. Here's how to undress Rebirth Vincent with annotated pictures!

To start with, Vincent is actually wearing a separate top and pants. The top 2 belts are on his top, and the bottom belt is on his pants. His pants have a hem at the top and stick out a little bit further than the 2 belts above. Picture below to illustrate.

PSA: How To Undress Rebirth Vincent Valentine With Pictures!

Note: there should be a slutty bit of skin peeking between the top and pants. SE robbed us. *crying*.

Anyway, now for the actual undressing part. His holster strap goes through the same loop as his pants belt, sits around his crotch and has a button and a buckle in different spots. Dealer's choice as to which one you'd rather undo to get the holster off. Under that his pants have a seemingly normal fly. SE did not render the zip on it , but I think it's fair to assume that's just a graphics thing and there's actually a zip there to undo.

PSA: How To Undress Rebirth Vincent Valentine With Pictures!

Fun fact. His belts are not done on the tightest hole. Where the fuck is this man shopping? In the kids section?

His top is much more straight forward, if you’re familiar with how that kind of top/jacket works. They’re easy to remove. It opens on fur looking seam at the side. There's the 2 straps at the top holding it shut, the two buttons and then the two belts at his waist.

PSA: How To Undress Rebirth Vincent Valentine With Pictures!

Happy undressing!! Feel free to ask me if you have any more questions about this particular subject lmao.

And if you made it here, go read my (eventually) smutty Vincent x Reader Fic Chaos Theory

sephiroth cat behaviors aside from purring which we all know he does

goes around the house ominously pushing doors open like a ghost

will sit directly on your person anytime he wants to but if you dare to even sit next to him, he gets up indignantly, moves three inches to the left, and sits down again

headbutts for scritches

suddenly stands up straight and stares wildly at a wall for ten uninterrupted minutes before lying down and going right back to sleep

stands there wordlessly watching you shower with a look of vague existential horror on his face

cheese slut

Can't wait to emphasize how horrible Reader and Tseng are

Also can't wait for Genesis to lose his shit because he's dealing with these two fucks

....sharing so I can come back to this in a heartbeat

*stops everything I'm doing*

There isn't a universe that exists in which you could convince me Rufus and Tseng don't fuck each other.

*carries on peacefully*