Sephiroth: No, I Didn't Miss You

Sephiroth: No, I didn't miss you

Genesis: Uh huh, what time did I leave?

Sephiroth: 11:34 am.

Genesis: And how long was I gone?

Sephiroth: Exactly 47 minutes and 29 seconds.

Genesis: Right.

Call a priest is crazy work

And now we know.

Yeah there was actually a hidden chapter in FS that confirmed Glenn + Matt and Lucia were the ones to introduce pasta to Miniroth/j !!

*The trio walk up to Sephiroth with a pot of pasta*

Matt: We made pasta. Would you like some?

Sephiroth: I've never had it before. Does it taste good?

Glenn: It tastes great! It's my favorite food, you'll love it.

Sephiroth, unsure: It doesn’t look like it follows the diet Professor Hojo has prescribed for me…

Lucia: Eh, screw the diet. Just have a little bit! Here, let me plate it for you.

*Sephiroth eats a bite. His eyes suddenly go wide*

Glenn: See? I told you you'd love—Woah! Slow do—HE'S EATING THE—HE'S EATING THE METAL POT—HOW DID HE EAT IT SO FAST!??

Sephiroth: Ț̸͚͑Ḩ̶̼̤͈̻̩̯̝̣̹̟͖͇̅͛͋͛̚̕Á̴̧͓̹Ṇ̷̫̹͍͖͇͛͐̊̈͘͝͝K̸̫̏̈́̋̏͜͝͝

Glenn: CALL A PRIEST

holy shit I just made 🌈 progress 🌈

Not me sitting up late thinking about how Sephiroth spends all of FS Chapter 8 worrying about his men, pushing himself to physical exhaustion trying to save and protect them...

...only for THIS to happen in Rebirth. Right in his face. Mocking him.

Idk how long it takes to write the scripts for FS compared to the development timeline for Rebirth. But these two events had to have had some level of narrative syncing during the writing process. Someone HAD to know one would echo the other. And it's so, so cruel.

A man who wished to preserve life despite his station. Growing into a man who sought to end life at all costs.

Silly anfuu

Cloud, tackling Sephiroth to the ground and pinning him there: There! How do you like that? Not very fun, is it? This is the sort of shit you do to me all the time and-oh my god do you have a boner?

Sephiroth: ...would you believe me if I said it was masamune?

Cloud: No.