My Brain Two Seconds After Waking Up: Tseng, But In Shen Xiangs Uniform

My brain two seconds after waking up: Tseng, but in Shen Xiang’s uniform

Oh dear god what the fuck my soul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it’s so funny cause I’ve always imagined Sephiroth accompanying someone to a death metal concert. Especially Zack and the Turks as security. My first time in the pit made me realize I need a Zack or Reno to help me clobber people.

Morning voices

genesis gets drunk and sets the shinra building ablaze

He doesn't even need to be drunk. It's what happens when he lights all of the scented candles in his office, decides it's too hot in there to read, goes somewhere else, and forgets.

*Lazard is leading Genesis towards his office, the smoke alarm is going off*

Genesis: Honestly, director, these accusations against my person never cease to amaze me.

Lazard: Your office is ON FIRE.

Genesis: A crime which anyone could have committed.

Lazard: You could've set the entire building ablaze if we hadn't caught it ear—Why do I smell barbecue!?

*They turn the corner, Zack and Sephiroth are standing in front of Genesis' open office door fire roasting barbecue skewers*

Director: You're not putting the fire out!???

Sephiroth: We started to.

Zack: But then we got hungry.

*Sephiroth pulls his skewer away*

Sephiroth: I think my Aerith is done.

Zack: What?

Sephiroth: I said I think my skewer is done.

Women these days are not allowed hobbies anymore

Since Sephiroth really is like a cat. Does this mean that he likes to push and knock stuff over counters and shelves just because he could. Or is that mostly Genesis's thing?

Sephiroth is given his own private space to lounge against in Lazard's office...

But ONLY because Lazard wants him to stay the hell over there and stop knocking shit off his desk.

See above: A now-barren desk that has known only the torment of Sephiroth's curious catboy hands.

Huhhhh goddamnit I’m about to start horny posting like fuck