This Really Is A Win/lose Situation For All Of Us Wilbur Connoisseurs.

This really is a win/lose situation for all of us Wilbur connoisseurs.

@markiplier i would like to present to the court my evidence:

i believe that the "winner" of the second markiplier hunger games is mr. C mouth. here is their picture for the records.

mr. C mouth has been involved with everything going on behind the scenes.

the suspect is the face of the tumblr blog where the games were held and therefore the person in charge of everything.

BUT, HE HAS BEEN CHEATING TO MAKE HIMSELF THE WINNER.

evidence:

1. when mr. shmeeze was murdered the jury was quick to accuse mr. roger as the culprit. but as we can clearly see in the transcripts of mr. rogers last words, someone else was there. with him. someone he didnt expect to see.

"you can't keep hiding in the shadows." this phrase is possibly a clear reference to mr. c mouth since he was not supposed to be an actual player and was only runnin the games, hiding behind a blog.

2. before mr. spookmus was forver gone, he left a bloodstained note with a '7' written on it.

a not that mr. c mouth tries to divert attention from by saying it "very luckily means nothing."

but in fact this note means everything! this was mr. spookmus' last effort before death to tell us that there r in fact 7 players in this game and not 6 like we all previously thought.

3. the last and the MOST INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE towards mr. c mouth comes from their (as to this exact moment) last post. in this post they state that in a strange turn of events the coin landed on its edge, resulting the death of the two remaining contestants.

he then continues by saying that in 7 hours the true winner will be crowned even tho technically all of our contestants are dead.

BUT, IF YOU LOOK AT THE FOOTAGE OF THE COIN IN QUESTION YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT IT WAS GLUED TO THE TABLE AS TO MAKE SURE THAT BOTH MR. SCOOMF AND MR. DRIPPY DIE SO MR. C MOUTH CAN CROWN HIMSELF AS THE WINNER.

I ASK THE JURY TO EXAMINE THE EVIDENCE AND STOP MR. C MOUTH BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

HE NEEDS TO PAY FOR HIS CRIMES!

The mood for the next few weeks:

Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌

WE DID IT BOYS. WE GOT OUR JUSTICE FOR SCOOMF!

... And I guess the others... bUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SCOOMF!

Heh... I guess the jig is up...

It’s been fun but it seems as though my clever ruse has unraveled so allow me to finally introduce myself...

Sir Glompheld C. Pufferton!!

The mastermind of your most misbegotten memories! The dashing designer of your most dastardly dreams! The ne’er do well that knows your nastiest nightmares!

You may have sleuthed me out this time... but the war has only just begun!Have your precious “champions” back if they’re so important to you! You’ll find them in the garden shed behind the Hunger Dome™️, the combination code is 2702.

But mark my words!

YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!

Oh except for GRORG. He’s actually dead. I was gonna kidnap him but he was dead when I got there...

...honestly I have no idea how he died...