I Was Babysitting A 3-year-old And We Were Playing With Some Dolls, And The Entire Time She Made My Character

I was babysitting a 3-year-old and we were playing with some dolls, and the entire time she made my character vacuum/clean, told everyone in the real house to “be quiet, the babies are sleeping,” shoved all the food in the closet, and said I couldn’t touch anything because everything belonged to someone called ‘babysitter’. 

update: we have sour patch kids watermelons now

someone just sent my dad five pounds of gummy bears and now I know what i will be randomly snacking on this summer

someone just sent my dad five pounds of gummy bears and now I know what i will be randomly snacking on this summer

I collected a bunch of "haha I don't have 2020 vision" "oh God not like that" posts

i just rammed my fingers into my ceiling by accident and i can confirm stubbing your fingers is worse than stubbing your feet