I JUST HAD COOL AMERICAN DORITOS CUZ THE NAME WAS STUPID AND THEYRE GOOD

I JUST HAD COOL AMERICAN DORITOS CUZ THE NAME WAS STUPID AND THEYRE GOOD

BUT I ALSO LEARNED THAT THEYRE COOL RANCH IN AMERICA AND PEOPLE PUT RANCH ON SALAD AND IM SO CONFUSED

Also everyone in the survey corpse is queer

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

Soooo,who's gonna say it?

Me?

Alright,

Porco looked hot like that.

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE

Ultimate snarky bastard men

We stan a good ship

They sure are over it 💕

I ship them

Every time i breathe it feels like a hatecrime

And every time we kiss i swear i can fly