GASP!

GASP!

It's Mysterious Foot Ninja!

Well, I guess not-so-mysterious Foot Ninja now!

>:3

(Thank you so much for your request btw! You actually got me back into tmnt writing lol)

LETS GOOOOOOOO

and yeah I’ve decided to get a foot ninja acc so I can get notifications when someone answers my asks 🥳

GUESS WHOS BEEN SOBER FOR NEARLY A YEARRR 🥳🥳🥳🥳

OFF TO UTAH I GO

OMFG I want to go to America 😟

“Casual” TMNT Fan

You know you're a fan of TMNT, when your CoUnSeLor sends you this pic while on her travels with the caption of “Look its your boys!”

Now, these aren’t my boys per se….but *whistles*

YO @luckycharms1701 and @anobodyinabog come get yer man! He’s wreaking havoc in a candy store while simultaneously being a snack!

Apparently for any of my traveling buddies, it’s at candy store in St. George, Utah FYI

He me fr fr

leo's deteriorating mental health :(

UPPIES

GIVE THEM UPPIES

Donnie could literally fuck my brain….

To the theme of dumb ways to die

Hot ways to die

Some very hot ways to dieeee

Rando #4 NSFW

Okokok

Ok

So

In the 2014 movie, when April finds the tapes of the premutated turtles, it's pretty clear that the boys are red-eared sliders (at least in the lab, ik they're kind of a mashup of different turtles post-mutation, just go with it for this).

Red-eared sliders have a dick that's 30-40% the length of their body - stay with me.

So um... the boys, right?🥲

Mikey is 5'7", Leo 6'4", Raph 6'6", and Donnie 6'8" (according to google)

Converting that to inches:

Mikey 67", Leo 74", Raph 76", and Donnie 78"

Now let's do some math:

30% of 67= 20.1; 40%=26.8

30% of 74= 22.2; 40%=29.6

30% of 76=22.8; 40%=30.4

30% of 78=23.4; 40% =31.2

Mikey's shlong= 20.1 inches to 26.8 inches

Leo's= 22.2 inches to 29.6 inches

Raph's= 22.8 inches to 30.4 inches

Donnie's= 23.4 inches to 31.2 inches

Converting that to the metric system:

51.05cm - 68.07cm

56.38cm - 75.18cm

57.91cm - 77.21cm

59.43cm - 79.24cm

Let's just say "ouch"👁👄👁