Um Dont You Dare Die

Um dont you dare die

Sometimes i forget your alive, like i see no notifications from you and i just think

“Damn, the ao3 curse got to them”

bold of you to assume i was ever alive to begin with.

Yall im about to go on a long ass roadtrip and i need fic recs for me to read in the car, preferably tmnt x reader, cause ya girl be single af 😭 but like please, feed me

They cowa the last bunga.

At the moment how I feel

OKAY İM BRAİNİNG! how about a tmnt turtles x scientist reader? ignore if you dont want to write this

HEADCANNONS

Leonardo

Thinks its nice

(Has 0 fucking idea what potassium is or why you like saying your gonna take a bath with it as the bath bomb)

Uses you as a tool lowkey to get donnie out of the lab, cause hey, he gets you to bed, so getting donnie to bed isnt that hard

One time stumbled upon a book, thought it was for equations or theories, was surprised to find out it was your diary (WHY IN GODS NAME DID YOU DETAIL IT SO WELL??)

Dear god he has so many tricks from living with donnie to get you to sleep

Oh you wanna study him? Ok- why does he need to take his pants off? oh . . . OH

Is ok with role plays but doesnt really like being put under a microscope

Raphael

Im sorry boo but no studying this man, bro is to insecure for that

Oh you need a hand to move equipment? Your man right here got this.

Will have a seizure if you get hurt in the lab, like oh you got burned? Haha YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS MANS SIGHTS

Would 💯 fuck you in a lab if you were up to it

Like im talking aggressively rawdogging it

Oh you made him some weights out of some really dense materials? Aww than- JESUS FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN HEAVY 😭

Full on tackles you to bed, just pins you to it and lies on top of you to get you to sleep💖

Donatello

Marry him will you?

He loves you so much he might actually get a good sleep schedule

💯 gets freaky with you in the lab, and has definitely made sex toys for you (and himself)

Would 💯 support you in any experiments you do and also makes sure your safe while doing it

Oh you want a nobel prize? Let him help you

Would 💯 find a way for yall to have kids if you wanted them

Honestly 12/10 bf for you nerds

Mikey

Just happy to be here

Will give you creative ideas

Honestly dont know what else to put here😭

Makes you food so you dont get delirious

Gives you kisses right before he drags you to bed with him

Oh wow what a great fanfic writer, oh look theyve posted some new work! Oh its a ship post? Im sure its not that ba- TCEST?!!!

🤢

No but srsly ewww

(Btw dont follow raisinshell or citruswriter as they actively write tcest)