What Would Happen If A Human Made Their Way Onto The Joness Property?

What would happen if a human made their way onto the Jones’s property?

Just know the Human will likely be disoriented for a bit, once they get past the barrier (the one that makes their homes very hard to find).

During the day, it’s usually lost hikers or such. Usually the Jones will drop them off at the nearest town, unless the Human shows themselves to have ill intentions towards anyone in the house.

If the Human manages to get upstairs before being decided an Unwanted Guest, then they’ll never find the stairs.

The halls will change and morph and as they get deeper, they’ll be unfinished. There will be ripped wallpaper and claw marks and sounds that should not be in the house. There will be bodies, skeletons, of other Unwanted Guests from the past 200 years…

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

since you asked for questions, I’m giving you questions :3

Do Adam and Robin have a personal library in their room? Like a big shelve case or two full of books and kids books they used to read to their children (and maybe some of them still like stories read to them as adults)

what type of pjs are the most commonly worn throughout the house?

is there a ballroom? Or some type of space that Adam and Robin dance in? I *know* those two dance together

what instruments do Adam and Robins like playing

what would you say is your favorite part of your AU?

are there weekly or monthly challanges or fun time the states have together? I’m talking cook offs or water balloon fights or house wide hide ‘n’ go seek

so Adam and Robin have a favorite outfit they wear?

Did Adam and Robin ever go to a home coming or prom event when they were still teens?

1) Not in there room, but in other places in the house? Yes; specifically in the living room.

2) It varies depending on who it is, but Adam wears the Dad Pajama and Robin wears the Mom Pajamas.

3) They have a room with instruments! It’s more of a sitting/music room, but it has space to dance.

They can also just dance wherever the hell the want tbh.

4) Piano, mostly, but you could probably get Adam to play the guitar if you ask nicely enough.

5) The 👏 Dynamics 👏. Adam/Robin, the OG’s, the Kids, the Departments, all of it. The dynamics are the best.

6 There is at least one week a year where they all gather up at the Jones’ residence and go ham.

7) Adam loves his turtlenecks/suits. Robin loves her dresses the most.

8) No. Such events did not exist back then, and as their parents did not enroll them in Human Schools. Personifications don’t go to Human Schools, they’re all homeschooled.

Woops, realized my wording was off, I meant least likely thing. Which hobby would they rather die over than touch

Things like most video games and meditation, probably.

Meditation because they Do Not Vibe with trying to think of nothing (overthinkers fr)

Video games because they are Old. They’ll play things like Minecraft (maybe), ACNH (just to share resources and fight each others villagers), and Sims (for the fun deaths), and COD (because Murder and they’re good at aiming); but I don’t think Adam and Robin would like a lot of video games.

What does the Jone’s house layout look like?

SOME VERY SHITTY AND VERY BASIC SIMS LAYOUTS!!!!

Where’s the medical room? I didn’t see it in your house build

In the Jones’ Residence, it’s just one of the many, many, many bedrooms that has been repurposed for medical use!! It has a cute little sign on the door so even guests know where it is.

I might, one day, make a State House Build, since that’s the one I remember most having a Medical Room 😭