I Am Really Close To Just Translating The Whole Of Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone From Latin

✨I am really close to just translating the whole of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone from latin to german instead of forcing my neurodivergent brain to stare at vocab lists✨

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

“you know, this would definitely be stalking if he hadn’t been dead for over 100 years” i say to myself in the midst of research, having tracked down my subject’s baby picture

Do any history majors maybe want to connect? Maybe make some friends?

I just find it hard to connect within my uni and thought maybe somebody struggled as well.

My dms are always open and idk maybe we could create a history discord server or something?