Rob's 56th Birthday Was On The 6th And I Missed It.

Rob's 56th birthday was on the 6th and I missed it. 😢

I've been sitting on this one for awhile waiting for the right time to unleash this...this face... W...wh...wha...what even is this face? More importantly, how did he even make this face to being with? What or who made him make it? 🤔 This is a weird one. Did a bird shit on him? Because that's what it looks like. Looks like he's getting ready to say, "aaahhh maaan, that bird shit on me!" 😂 I need to go to sleep.

I've always been aware that Gary Thain rhymes with Mary Jane but I seriously just realized (after reading the 1,138 pages of IT and 215 pages into re-reading it) that Gary Thain also rhymes with Derry, Maine. Right just now... How... how didn't I notice that before?! I'm obsessed with both so how? 😂 oh wait... Gary Thain is so beautiful that I wonder if he was... very vain? 🤣 I bet he wasn't but once I start rhyming I can't be stopped. It's a curse. 💚🖤

Rodney Dunsmore, Henry Elizondo, Louie Carrisalez, Dave Burk 🥵😶‍🌫️👀, and Edward Vasquez.

Devastation

Come on, Dave, I feel you on the grunge thing (it's fucking overrated, it killed thrash, fuck grunge) but look how fucking STUNNING Rob looks in flannel and a beard (spelled it like bread at first, I mean he's got some buns let me tell ya). He was looking fine before grunge took the look over. I'm so sick of the overrated bands that popped up around this time. They...just...aren't...that...good... Someone needs to say it.