AU Where Mr. D Claiming To Be Percys Dad Accidentally Counts As Claiming According To Greek God Law Or

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

someone draw hazel summoning uranium please

also halite is table salt so like. imagine she's mad in a restaurant and sends all the salt shakers flying. or she's like sitting next to nico in the park trying to eat something but it's not salty enough so she just plunks some salt from the ground and grinds it into her soup or whatever

the savior of new rome

Where can I find some gud snacc/100????????

@doodlebat @snuffles-groovy-doghouse please give some good snacc to this poor anon

some expanded oceanic races! featuring: mermaids, shark mermaids, octopus mermaids, and selkies. Playtesting and feedback is welcome.

Sirius:*at the girl's gossip night* So I was lying in my bed talking to Remus the other day and I go,'Hey Moony, put a new record on' and he says 'Do it yourself' and I say, 'But you're closer' and he just looks at me for a good 30 seconds and then says, 'Pads you're a wizard. USE YOUR WAND'

Marlene: Merlin Sirius you are stupid.

Lily: Christ we can't take you anywh- wait a second.

Sirius: What?

Lily: I've been in your dorm before. Remus's bed is on the other side of the record player. It is literally on your nightstand. How was he possibly closer to it than you?

Sirius: Oh. He was on pete's bed.

Mary: No, Pete's bed is the furthest bed away from yours, even further than Remus's.

Sirius: Oh wait no, he was sitting at the desk.

Mary: All the rooms are laid out the same, THE DESKS ARE AT THE OTHER END OF THE ROOM.

Marlene: The only way Remus would have been closer is if you two were sharing a bed.

Sirius: What! No!! What makes you think that??

Mary: Just that all the evidence points to it.

Peter:*just walking in* What does all the evidence point to?

Lily: Sirius and Remus sharing a bed.

Peter: Pffft that's old news. You know what's the biggest piece of gossip I know. Prongs just snuck Regulus Black into the dorm and locked the door.

Sirius: HE DID WHAT!??!!??!!? JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER I'M COMMING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.