I Did Spend Some Considerable Time In The Previous Century, You Know.

I did spend some considerable time in the previous century, you know.

The Lego Movie was really good actually

strange aeons ask meme

“he needs to open doors for you or his ego will crumble”

“please, for the love of god, help the men, they’re so dumb”

“it’s not an attack on you as a person”

“i don’t want to hear about their boring lives”

“i refuse, this is where the line is drawn”

“what if i want to become a stripper and bring the lord to my clients?”

“if you get horny, read the bible instead”

“you’re not supposed to be happy in your relationships”

“that’s a good place for dramatic shit to go down”

“that’s 100% how things work”

“that’s gotta be illegal”

“that’s a real human emotion you just expressed”

“have a lot of sex and you’ll have nothing to worry about ever”

“and then everyone clapped”

“i do in fact have legs”

“maybe i’ve just lost my mind”

“it was a horrendous experience, but it worked”

“you’ll never doubt that i’m unhealthily obsessed with you and only you”

“he’s a little shit with a gigantic god complex”

“life is just trauma bingo”

“i would use the word terrifying, personally”

“you’ll never doubt me”

“i don’t know what’s special about her aside from having a sad life and arousing arms”

“this is just trauma bonding”

“we only have a lake? fuck”

“i’m going to need a lobotomy”

“wow, throat punches”

“he was way too fucking into it”

“holy shit, an arm!”

“i swear this is what it felt like”

“when does punching need to happen?”

“50 kids need to die”

“it’s too boring to have a normal mature conversation”

“your bones were not shaken”

“you’re a cardboard cut out of a person”

“i got some glass in my feet because i had to take my rollerblades off”

“wow, you’re right, that’s deep”

random otp prompts <3

1. “Are you seriously trying to make me jealous?”

2. “I’m dying.” “You’re not dying.”

3. “I missed the train, can I stay with you?”

4. “Fuck being friends!”

5. “I know I said I wouldn’t ask, but I could really use your help here.”

6. “This is the guy?”

7. “I said I wouldn’t judge, so I’m not.”

8. “Am I close?” “Not even a little bit.”

9. “I can’t believe you brought an extra one just for me.”

10. “I didn’t need you to stand up for me. They were just kids.”

11. “It’s gonna rain. We won’t make it in time.”

12. “You almost gave me a heart attack!”

13. “You have some nerve showing up here after all this time.”

14. “They’re together now, I guess.”

15. “This is a lot, even for you.”

16. “Why are you being so nice to me?”

17. “Please stay.”

18. “I’ve never been there. Wanna go?”

19. “Of course I still love you, why would you even ask me that?”

20. “Are you still upset about that? I knew you wouldn’t be able to let it go.”

21. “I don’t drink.” “Oh really now? When did that start?”

22. “You’re not going to settle for that. Not if I have anything to say about it.”

23. “When was the last time you called your mother?”

24. “They said you were so cute!” “That’s not what I said!”

25. “No way. It’s too hot out right now.”

26. “Are you trying to piss me off?”

27. “It’s happened before, right?” “No, not like this.”

28. “Do you think it’s too late to reschedule?”

29. “I’m not a child, you don’t have to talk to me like that.”

30. “Oh, sorry, did the noise wake you?”

31. “I’ll take that bet.”

32. “How am I supposed to focus when you’re looking at me like that?”

33. “I was lying earlier.”

34. “When did you know for sure?”

35. “They’re not you.”

Dear @strange-aeons

☄️🦖✨

I brought you a gift

something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it