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This story deserves attention. I won't spoil anything but it's well written and the characters are well done

Damian summons a sparring partner.

He got grounded for excessive use of force, and decided that if Father and Grayson wouldn't spar with him, then he'd just summon a creature to do it for them.

What he got, after following the instructions on a heavily researched being of great destruction, was a floating dead hero built like a brick shithouse.

The Ghost had seemed shocked, before listening to Damian's plight and laughing nonstop for seven minutes.

Then he'd agreed to spar with Damian, on the grounds that "it'll be funny".

Or; Dan was told to do community service, and his summoning sigil was posted on the internet to those who would "need" it, at Clockwork's discretion. He got summoned by a tiny kid claiming to be Robin. A kid who wants to "spar". Sure. Dan'll teach him how to really fight, fuck whatever bullshit that no-killing pussy was trying to teach him. When he's done with the kid, the brat'll be able to take down a Super.

A few seconds, when you are unsuspecting of something is nothing. Jack turned it on with a random scream no warning no checking it over when Maddie told him the math was wrong and there seems to be zero safety precautions, It took vlad a few seconds to realize it turned on by then too late. Honestly his hatred of jack for the accident is acceptable and understandable it's the weird obsession with Maddie that's wrong.

Heard we’re doing video shitposts again