What Ive Learned From Sports Anime So Far.

What I’ve learned from Sports Anime so far. 

Sports are serious business. 

No one looks like actual teenagers. 

If eyes match hair, they will probably kick your ass. 

Everything is fun and games until you know about the dark and painful past. 

You will be so busy crying over their dark and painful past to notice that they do not have nipples. 

Senpais will break your heart.

No matter what, you will end up with a husbando and 56 kids. 

God knows that’s not possibe but THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL. 

There’s always that little shit you end up loving.

You can ship everyone with everyone because it’s like 5% canon. 

“I will help you to be the very best like no one ever was” confession. 

Do their parents go to their games?

Do they even have parents? 

They do not have parents, that’s why there’s always the mom and dad teammates.

Those kids wil be lost without the girls as managers. 

Between epiosodes you will always end up crying. 

Translation: IT'S NOT ENOUGH BRO

KULANG PA SYA, KULANG!

Yeah, we get way too carried away by CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS

THE PHILIPPINES: “JE JE JE ! DO YOUR BEST IN DECORATING EVERYONE!”

The rest of the World: “WE STILL THINK IT’S STILL TOO D*** EARLY FOR CHRISTMAS, PHILIPPINES.”

Punching on the ground meme ref was found here: http://tw.gigacircle.com/1664337-1

whats up my name is lord english im 413 and i never fuckin learned how to read

Translation:

((It seems so unlucky that the two countries got a red string of fate))

Yeah, I have no idea how America thought they can handle us from back there but hey they won every single major war for us so

(( HAHAHHHAAAHAH ))

(( PArang minamalasan yata yung 2 countries na nagka-red string of peyt pa sila

//slapped))

Elena: “IT’S TOUGH TO MAKE RUSSIANS SMILE, IT WOULD SEEM ;;;;”