Augustus Caesar Was Only 21 At The Battle Of Philippi? He Should Have Been At The Clubbb

okay hear me out a au coming of age movie in the style of “she’s all that but also like an early 2000s bromance buddy sex comedy but like it’s just marc antony trying to win a bet that he can get octavian to idk like be voted an ancient equivalent of homecoming king and it all starts out as a bet for reasons but they bond and develop an actual friendship and octavian parties and is a chill dude and i guess history is very different or like maybe it’s not because marc and octavian do a glinda elphaba thing where they are buddies in college but for reasons paths diverge yeah idk let’s also do wicked but with marc antony and octavian that sounds like a good normal idea