The Police Pull My Lifeless Body From A Lake But Im Wearing The Funniest Hat Theyve Ever Seen And They

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

Headcanon that the whole cigarette metaphor was completely made up on the spot because Augustus realized how fucked up it’d be to smoke in front of someone with lung cancer but didn’t want to admit his mistake

date a tall boy with black hair. date a boy who will hate the world with you. date a boy who drinks tea and will sit with you by the fire. date a boy with honour. date a boy who needs to capture the avatar to restore his honour. date prince zuko.

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch