Collection Of Useful Things Tumblr Has Taught Me:

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

Gahhh, honestly true tho

@danysaurbutnot @the-nightmares-never-end @foxdemon-loser @making-noodles-png

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

you still make sex jokes? rehehehehe

I find sex incredibly funny. Not as an asexual or anything I just like to think that I'm an alien who's new to the concept and play around with it for funnsies

my centipede ass crawling in ur walls

@the-nightmares-never-end @danysaurbutnot @foxdemon-loser

QUIZ TAKE IT TAKE IT

unreality tw also maybe a bit of abuse tw reblog and play if u wanna see all the stupid stuff i like to yap about

also its way too hot in this room i might be melting

i got the result i expected hahafhdsfbhas

also as a side note, i dont actually say anything about you i just say stuff to you about what you chose

@calix-amini @i-like-ratsssss @crow2222 @fictionalcharactergraveyard @terminally-outsiders-obsessed @unicornsaures @soctherapy @rottedsonnets @obsessedwithyouxx @battleslippers

OH I GET IT NOW

GEJDMEKLAWNSNOW

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