Straight Ship So Good Even The Gays Love It

straight ship so good even the gays love it

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

so very normal about them

when one of your faves reblogs a post you made

OH I GET IT NOW

GEJDMEKLAWNSNOW

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Oc time!! 😋

Blood colit

. He/him (occasional they or it)

. Transmasc aroace bi

. A doctor that draws blood and stuff

. MOMMY ISSUESSS

. Lives in Washington

. Very superstitious and believes in those alien theories

. Ex theater kid

. His dad went to get the milk early and his mom just didn’t know how to raise a kid properly as a teen mom so she just kinda neglected him

. Tries to use his science skills to prove aliens are real

. Germaphobe

. Silly gremlin vibes