My Ex-wife

my ex-wife

Working on something ergghhhh I hate them

Also landstrom hcs (some r suggestive 🤥)

- both really fashionable. Not because they’re fags but just in general

- gun on dick action in bed (based on the tavern scene 🤑)

- hans would be cold in winter and then dieter would be like.. wtf y didnt u bring your coat.. and he wouldn’t catch on that hans is doing that cheesy ass couple trick to get his jacket

- a lot of shotgunning

- aftercare would be like. “are you ok” “yeah” and that’s it then they go to sleep and both of them snore heavily

- hans sleeps in the master chief death pose and dieter sleeps on his back. Like the default sleep position

they’re like this:

kieran and branwen shenanigans

do slasher fans even exist

hi jovier nation

:3