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Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

how am I supposed to get any work done when my youtube recommendations are this enticing

I’m on that stealing shit game now.

how am I supposed to get any work done when my youtube recommendations are this enticing

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play

god I wish I was a sheep being gently but firmly held down and sheared by a butch lesbian

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

Seeking a sponsor for an episode of Game Changer.

What I can offer: Meaningful, lighthearted, fun brand integration into one episode of season 7, in exchange for $50 - 100k (though I will probably end up going with the highest bidder).

Interested? Get at me!

I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

a friend of mine was told out about the trump shooting by keemstar who went to the gas station they work at to buy cigarettes

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

doc jail (ft. dye lady)