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Barty: I just electrocuted myself

Regulus: how shocking

Evan: how do you feel currently?

Barty: I feel kinda amped

Evan: watt I can't hear you

Barty: I said it hertz a lot

James: is he okay?

Regulus: this is normal, he’s fine

James: but he was jus-

Regulus: he's fine. I'd be more concerned if he wasn't making shitty puns at inappropriate times.

regulus learning spanish just to say his wedding vows in james' mother language, and james falling in love all over again right there

sorry for showing symptoms of the disorder i told you multiple times I have. Do you want me to kill myself?

Preview of the tweets I'm gonna put on TikTok when I finally get the energy to make the rest

odd and off putting girl october

prince evan rosier

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.

obvious - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 126 - NSFW, very suggestive

"Alright. Fuck, marry, kill....Barty, Reg, and me," Dorcas says to Evan, who grins maniacally.

"Oh, easy," he shrugs. "I'd fuck Reg."

Regulus grins lewdly, murmuring, "Of course you would ," before turning to James to give him a kiss of reassurance.

Barty, however, tries to hide his obvious betrayal. "So I'm not good enough to shag, then?" he asks, trying to make the question sound platonic, and not at all like imagining Evan and Regulus makes him want to throw up.

Evan just smirks, though. "If we were married, Bee, we'd fuck every day."

And Barty inhales roughly at the thought, his entire body going hot and hazy.

It only take a moment for Dorcas to break the heavy silence. "Wait, so you'd kill me, then?"

barty 100% “accidently” bleached evan’s hair as a joke but immediately regretted it, because his best friend had no right to look that hot as a blonde.

jegulus is everywhere.

nick and charlie? jegulus variant.

jake and amy? jegulus variant.

will and nico? jegulus variant.

wait till they discover d&d

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

considering throwing all my secrets and purest desires out into the world so i can watch them float into conversations and be happy and content knowing i dont have to store them inside me anymore and also i love you btw

what about your quiet treason. btw

the tag being mabel pines is probably my favorite thing to ever exist

I’ve come to make an announcement, Bill Cipher is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking grunkle. That’s right, he took his dorito fucking dick out and he pissed on my grunkle. And he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my new sweater: Bill Cipher, you’ve got a small dick, it’s the size of this gnome except way smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby. All points, no bricks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my grunkle, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!! How do you like that, Time Baby? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING FALLS, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

ALL of them 😭

I'm not self diagnosed I'm "somehow there isn't a single neurotypical person in my friend group and they all instantly blindly assumed I was neurodivergent when they met me" diagnosed

actually no, we're not bound together for infinity. we chose eachother as last resort space fillers and happened to need eachother. we chose eachother. we chose not to leave. we never will. so, fuck you, actually.

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

i dont like this anymore

anyone a shrimp?

there is a very fine line between loving praise and loving degradation

james potter is that line

what if school didnt exist and kids had lives of their own outside of school and there were free maps of the city in every store sitting in a bucket and they all had like scavenger hunts where you could mark off where you found the stuff and the places you'd mark off would be mini monuments and geometric sculptures with math and history facts on them and the state could put it into a system online so that it could be on resumes and stuff and it was normalized to just grab one and go around looking for these sites and also it was normal for there to be a book of the week at every library and kids could go and get the books so they could read it and the books would be labeled with their reading level and it was normalized to do art of any and/or every form at any age and money didnt exist because its an unfair black and white system that causes people to become homeless and even die and it makes rich people really cocky and we could just trade stuff instead and there were valid laws and nobody was bigoted and women could be who they want and gay people could be who they want and trans people could be who they want and bipoc people could be who they want and men could be who they want and kids could be who they want and adults could be who they want and anybody can be anything they want and everyone just had an inclunation to be kind and abuse didnt exist and people were confident jn their career and anthropology wasnt so political and and and