English And Comedy King

english and comedy king 🥰

cutest lil tangerine🍊 → for @jiminslight  (cr. dwellingsouls)

um excuse me i think that is My anime boyfriend you just reblogged a picture of i think i am going to have to ask you to back off 

crying at the thought of me and akaashi watching bigfoot documentaries together

ship ur moots!!!

eeee okay here we go B)

i love all my moots and if i left you off it’s cause we haven’t talked much and/or im intimidated!! but i care u all i promise 🥺

@cxnicalsweetheart 🤍 okay hear me out, kyotani? both of you are feral nasty boys and would just be bastards together, it would be a wild relationship where you can be soft and loving with each other behind closed doors <3 and oikawa hsjxbdnxn

@moping-bitch 🤍 yachi babeyyyyy treat her nice and she’ll look at you like you hung the moon, you two would be the dorkiest, sweetest couple! she’d adore you so much and let you do anything you wanted to her also daichi! beeg sexy man for u bb

@sightoru 🤍 izuku! you guys would be the mushiest, most obviously in love couple ever it would make people sick lol i also think you and denki would be great together, good vibes all around

@ihatebnha 🤍 bakugou!! you just get him, you know? and he would get you too, actually know you and what you want and need like the back of his hand, and i know he would treat you right!!! if he doesn’t i could always ship you and i aha 😎

@misterhoneyyandere 🤍 keigo! two pretty boys in love, even if it went down the yandere route i think you’d make it work hekdjdkdn he’d treat you so well idc what anyone else says

@kirispiracy 🤍 toshinori! you and him would take such good care of each other omg 🥺 so soft and loving and sweet, but also... big skinny man... big dick... and also jirou! the two of you would be so, so cute!

@unmeiii 🤍 gang orca hdkxndjd listen just hear me out, he’s sexy and would treat you right i just know it, he’d spoil you and make sure you’re taken care of. sugar daddy to actual lovers vibe yk? also size kink go brrrrr

@fuckinglevi 🤍 AKAASHI BABEYYYY!!! you two are the sit in silence enjoying each other’s company for hours couple, also he watches bigfoot conspiracy videos with u <3

@erosojiro 🤍 it feels silly to say their husband aran but yknow, i have to! you two are so in love it hurts, soulmate vibes hehe <3 besides him though, i think you and shinsou would be a good fit, very chill and fun. that getting slushies late at night and driving for hours couple, it would be cute!

@tenyagf 🤍 tenya iida, of course, but i think you and kiyoko shimizu from hq would be a great couple! two pretty bitches being hot, taking selfies, drinking tea or whatever u do in the uk hsjxbdnxb

@tamakisbunnygirl 🤍 sooooo tamaki obviously, but what about enji hehe B) big man, fat dick you know what it is bb!! and also hound dog, another big man for ya!

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply