fully-automatic-ass - merely a humble woesie
merely a humble woesie

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Little Tiny Thing In My Head (I'm Sorry If It's Stupid)

Little tiny thing in my head (I'm sorry if it's stupid)

MC: How do you pronounce his name? Simon?

Solomon: It's Sim-e-on.

MC: That's BS!

Solomon: Well, What're you going to do, change his name?

MC: Yeah!

Solomon: ...

MC: You know what? I'm changing everyone's names! Starting with you.

Solomon: Huh-?

MC: All the o's in your name are now a's!

MC: Salaman..

Solomon: Why are you like this?

MC: I think you know why.

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