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Mostly confused

I'm definitely a mess, but I do get things done. Lived at least 21 years. Expect a bit of everything here. Not too active, uni's attempting to tear my head off. p.s. I'm broke, if you send a personal message asking for money it's a block on sight.

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Dont Challenge Death To A Pillow Fight

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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2 years ago

This hungry macrophage just macrophaging

Source: eLife

2 years ago
DataMonolith

“DataMonolith”

A digital artwork by  @hello_ouchhh , created using the world’s oldest data from Gobeklitepe using the Generative Adversarial Network (GAN) and AI algorithms…

Göbeklitepe is not just a masterpiece that required immense organization and vision, but it is also possibly the world’s oldest temple. It is the parent of the world’s civilization’s evolution. Data, from Pre-Pottery Neolithic B, PPN; 9600–7000 calBC.

2 years ago
The Effects Of Alcohol: How Bad Are They?

The Effects of Alcohol: How Bad Are They?

Learn what alcohol does to your body, the tools to get through hangovers, and how to identify your propensity for alcoholism.

Notes from The Huberman Lab Podcast episode #86: What Alcohol Does to Your Body, Brain & Health.

Low Amount of Alcohol?

12–24 drinks per week, on average, or more causes neurodegeneration (a slow and progressive loss of neuronal cells in specified regions of the brain).

The “On average” is important. It means that if you have1–2 drinks a day, or 3 each day of the weekend, you’ll have the negative effects either way.

Study: Associations between alcohol consumption and gray and white matter volumes Results: People who drank 1–2 drinks on average per day (which is considered “low amounts”) experienced a thinning of the neocortex.

Alcohol Metabolism

Alcohol is water soluble and fat-soluble.

In other words, it can pass through all the cells and tissues of the body.

This is what explains its damaging effects.

When you ingest ethanol (alcohol), which is a toxic substance, the body has to convert it.

How?

NAD converts ethanol into acetaldehyde. Acetaldehyde is poison to the body, it kills cells.

Then, the body converts acetaldehyde into acetate, which is something that the body can use as fuel.

If the body can’t do this conversion fast enough, acetaldehyde will build up in the body and cause a lot more damage.

This conversion happens in the liver. This process is metabolically costly. And there’s no real nutritive value in the calories. That’s why alcohol is “empty calories”.

Alcohol Effects

The acetaldehyde is what leads to the effect of being drunk, which is a poison-induced disruption.

Regular drinkers, when they drink, feel very energized and feel very good.

Occasional drinkers have a briefer period of feeling good.

So, what happens when we drink alcohol?

Some amounts of acetaldehyde and acetate cross the blood-brain barrier, so they pass into the brain.

Disruption in top-down inhibition

There’s a suppression in the activity of neurons in the prefrontal cortex (the area that is involved in thinking, planning, and suppression of impulsive behavior).

Alcohol suppresses the neural networks that are involved in memory formation and storage.

There are also long-term neural circuit changes…

The more often people drink, there are changes in the circuits that underlie habitual and impulsive behavior in ways that make those people more impulsive outside the times in which they are drinking. And when they drink, impulsive behavior is even stronger.

This aspect is fortunately reversible.

If there’s a period of abstinence these neural circuits can return to normal, except in cases where the amount of alcohol was massive and was ingested throughout a huge number of years.

Food and Alcoholic Absorption

If you eat something prior to or while drinking alcohol, it will slow the absorption of alcohol into the bloodstream, particularly if it includes all major macronutrients (carbs, fats, and protein).

If you are already drunk and eat something, it won’t diminish your drunkenness.

Serotonin

Alcohol disrupts the mood circuits, by first making them hyperactive.

Then serotonin levels drop (that’s why people feel less good, and go for another drink).

But as people drink more and more, there’s a depression of alertness and arousal. That’s why people pass out, get sleepy, etc.

Chronic drinkers (and people with a genetic predisposition for alcoholism), as they ingest more and more, they feel great.

Propensity for Alcoholism

Factors that might explain the propensity for alcoholism:

Energy: If you see someone who is energized by alcohol all night drink after drink, that’s someone who is more likely to have problems with alcoholism.

Blackouts: if you are someone who suffers blackouts, then the likelihood of having problems with alcohol increases.

Age: People who start drinking at younger ages, are more predisposed to developing alcohol dependence, regardless of family history.

Alcohol and Stress

Alcohol changes the relationship between the hypothalamus, the pituitary gland, and the adrenals → The HPA axis.

People who drink regularly have elevated baseline levels of cortisol (not just when drinking, but always).

As a consequence, these people have more anxiety and stress.

Gut-Liver-Brain Axis

People who ingest alcohol are inducing a disruption in the gut microbiome, which is extremely important for overall health. Alcohol kills the healthy gut microbiota.

Pro-inflammatory effect: Alcohol also induces a release of inflammatory cytokines.

The lining of the gut is disrupted, so you can develop a leaky gut (bad bacteria can pass into the bloodstream).

The disruption of the gut microbiome and the inflammatory features of alcohol impairs the neural circuits that control the regulation of alcohol intake, which in consequence causes more drinking.

How to replenish the gut microbiota?

Two-Four servings of fermented foods per day.

Hangover

Sleep after alcohol is not as good, so even if you think you are “sleeping like a baby”, the architecture of sleep is disrupted. The sleep is not high quality.

Tool: get those gut microbiota healthy again, as alcohol killed many of those healthy bacteria.

Headaches: occur due to vasoconstriction.

Tool: Deliberate cold exposure: increasing levels of epinephrine helps with alcohol clearance.

However, be careful:

Alcohols lower core body temperature. If you do cold exposure with alcohol in your system, there’s the possibility of experiencing hypothermia, because alcohol disrupts how your body regulates temperature.

Tool: Ingest Electrolytes

Alcohol is a diuretic. It causes dehydration.

Make sure you ingest enough electrolytes (sodium, potassium, and magnesium) to replenish the proper levels, and drink two glasses of water for every alcoholic drink.

Types of Alcohol That Induce The Worse Hangover. List, in order:

Brandy

Wine

Rum

Vodka

Beer

It’s not true that sugary drinks induce a deeper hangover.

Alcohol Tolerance

Tolerance refers to the reduced effects of alcohol with repeated exposure.

When you start drinking, there’s an increase in dopaminergic and serotonergic transmission.

After that, there is a long and slow reduction in dopamine and serotonin.

As you have more tolerance, you get less of the “good” stuff and more of the bad stuff.

If you abstain from drinking, these systems can reset.

Resveratrol

Resveratrol can be very good for your health and increase longevity.

Wine has resveratrol. However, the amount of red wine that you’d need to drink to get the resveratrol needed is too high, so it is detrimental.

Alcohol and Cancer

Alcohol changes gene expression, which therefore causes cancer, particularly breast cancer.

Alcohol accelerates the proliferation of the wrong types of cells.

Breast cancer in women: there’s a 4–13% increase in the risk of breast cancer for every 10grams of alcohol consumed. 1 glass of wine is around 10grams.

Mitigating cancer risk:

Folate and vitamin B12: decrease the risk of cancer, but it does not offset it.

Alcohol and Pregnancy

You should never drink alcohol when pregnant. That’s it.

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from alcohol exposure during the mother’s pregnancy. Consequences include: Diminished brain, organ, and limb development.

Alcohol and Hormones

Alcohol increases the conversion of testosterone into estrogen.

Source: Medium (Juan Pablo Aranovich). Image: Krisanapong Detraphiphat/Getty.

2 years ago
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere
So Its The First Day Of College And There Are People Handing Out Bibles Everywhere

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

2 years ago

Y'all were using make up?

man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing “wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn’t have to do it anymore. i don’t think i’ll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work"  and then,

so many people proceeded to lose every last crumb of their shit about it, writing the most asinine crybaby articles ever where they were just. utterly horrified by the possibility that more and more women might become comfortable looking natural/plain and completely opting out of the expectation to look as appealing as possible at all times, even when all they’re doing is spending all day in a cubicle. that was bonkers. lmao.