
I legally own a giant beehive in my house and feed the bees chessy brocolli → What's up! I'm funkycrabturtle, my moot usually call me Jennifer..→ I do NOT do comissions but I can do art requests (depends on what it is).→ Want to know everything else? Check out the masterpost below.→ ..You're still here? Okay then, I don't mind if you stick around for a bit more.→ Have some cookies and milk then! (>_>) 🍪🥛
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I Bestow My Son Upon Ye

I bestow my son upon ye
why thank you good sir, i appreciate it but idk what that even is lol.. special surprise as well!!
i just returned from a special trip to the city and had a ton-a fun!! check it out below (including everyone else who sees this post).. i'm still working on doodles and school's coming soon ._.

this is a sizzling plate, full of yummy stuff like 3 different types of steaks (porthouse, wagyu and cut), a raw egg, a dumptruck of shredded cheese, mushrooms, green beans, carrots and c o r n with a side of chips

the food was straight up NASTY, never eating there ever again!! 10/10. also got to play this super cool arcade machine and a couple xtra photos before i start becoming traumatised from getting assessments again




for your clarification.. i am definitely not leaking my location but now you know where i've resided my whole life. this is where I live (joke)!! plenty of electricity here for me to charge my devices


..EXCUSE ME?!! I LIVE HERE, HOW IS THIS NOT SAFE?!! there's literal grass i can feed off and rocks i can play with or scrape on the walls to make ancient drawings!! i am not listening to a sign like that
there's also a video i wanted to include but there's so much gigabytes in that pixellated shiet so here's a seperate post :(
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Here's the Box art for TMNT: Mutants Unleashed, which will release in October 18th.

I like the designs of the new mutants. Hope they get to be toys.


Also, the mutant on top look similar to Wyrm, so I think this might be a new version of him.

today is unfortunately a very short post because I'm back at school :( just a gender swap of Ayame.. now branded as Axel!! with the power of atehlia, she can literally wear shorts only whenever she wants.. with her hair down sometimes!!
if you want to see the actual Ayame, please head over to my reference!! have a nice day/night and i'll be there to catch up on my upload schedule in a decade U_U
EDIT: this is also the first time i've ever mentioned having a (kinda) trans genderfluid character 😦 btw I'M NEVER GOING TO SEARCH UP TRANSGENDER ON TUMBLR EVER AGAIN, worst mistake of my life
SECOND EDIT: I'm sorry, she's genderfluid MY BAD I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE-
post-traumatic events whilst I was at school: this actually happened!! the longest time I used to wait was more than an hour. guess i broke the world record! woohoo.. ._.

I WANTED TO FJUIKING USE C.AI AT SCHOOL AND I GOT SURPRISED WITH THIS 💀

ARE YOU KIDDING ME- i'm boutta crawl into my deathbed and wait forever until the doomsday of earth bro 😭 please send help to me
OMG I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
true pain Is on that plain
yes.. this was the seperate post I mentioned. just me on the train, driving past the city and the GODDAMN TREES i'm gonna jump out the window and devour them like a feral creature!! please go back rn → ⭐️

20 21 22 FOLLOWERS AND 60 POSTS?!! time goes by so quick, thanks so so so MUCH @coralfestivalalpaca and @tottmntrealmikey, your appreciation and love for my page means super duper MUCH to moi ✨ and it makes my day a whole lot more better as I slowly expand my content to random strangers people
to celebrate, here's a sneak peek of making Mintee into another random ass design and just a party gif. thanks once again!! all my gratitude for you, my PEOPLE!!


EDIT: THINGS ARE GETTING WAAAYY CRAZIER!! thanks @turtles-hurtles-with-gurtles