Okay Gonna Start Discussion Which Was Better The First Or Second Grand Galloping Gala Outfits?

okay gonna start discussion which was better the first or second grand galloping gala outfits?

What is the most 'florida man' weird shit you've ever seen/heard/encountered that just makes you go 'yup, its all true'?

ehhhm, so i was reading Florida Man headlines to my folks before work one morning, and me and my mom were laughing and my dad was half-asleep.

i got to "florida man charged with assault after fight over being denied entry to a strip club for carrying a kitten." i paraphrase, but you get it.

and me and my mom were like, "why would you take a kitten to the strip club to begin with?"

still half-asleep, but not missing a beat, "so you can tell the strippers, 'you can pet my pussy if i can pet yours,'" comes from the pile of blankets representing my father.

a man, born and raised in florida.

Alright, big announcement. The Gregaverse made me inspired about new AUs, and I have been playing the Portal games recently. So.

Crossover AU between Portal and FNAF!

This is the Gregory from this world! (Gregaverse nickname is Jump)

The FNAF Portal AU is a new story set in the world of Portal, with elements from both games in there. Gregory is Chell, Freddy is Wheatley, and GLaDOS is replaced with a being called VaNNY. Obviously, the other characters exist too, the other animatronics, the people, hell even the Man behind the Slaughter himself has a part in this!

So I now own two different Gregorys, the Afton's Return one nicknamed Archer, and this one nicknamed Jump.

into the forest

Here’s a guide to all my Gregory aus!

#1 - My first Gregory au, You Get What You Get (YGWTG) also known as the Invero Au. Gregory was killed by Vanny and he possesses a animatronic that was meant to help Vanny and Glitchtrap but he is instead working against them.

#2 - Shock Zone. This is the au that i’m writing a fanfic about, and this gregory is known as Zappy. He was a lab experiment and escaped with electrical powers.

#3 - Cherry Pie. Gregory lived in an abusive home where he was forced to be a model. They had starved him to make sure he was “kept pretty”. He gave Vanessa a note through a pie that asked for help and she adopted him.

#4 - Up The Rabbit Hole. Gregory is a trans boy who ran away from home after his father killed his mother. He hitchhiked around the country until he ended up in Big Timber Montana where the pizzaplex is.

#5 - The Bad Guys. This one is based off of the bad guys movie, but isn’t a complete replica with some character replacements. In this universe, there are half humans, fully humans, and full animorphs. Gregory is a wolf animorph who broke into the pizzaplex to steal from it and got caught by Freddy.

#6 - Remnant Farm. Gregory was kidnapped by Vanny while he was at a birthday party and was used by Vanny to farm remnant. Remnant in this au is like life juice, and the more remnant you have the more youthful you are and you’ll live longer. Vanny found out how to extract just enough remnant so he would have enough to live, and he was kept there for a year and a half.

There’s the summaries of all my aus! I will update this if I make more, and feel free to ask about them, my ask box is open!