The New Owl House Episode Was Interesting

the new owl house episode was interesting

*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal 

FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you’re dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE’LL WIN THEM ALL. That’s right, we’ll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that’s right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you’re a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!

best funnies in cartoons

(in no particular order)

- turns on the lights. sees a monster. turns off the lights

- man (upon seeing an animal that is not a rat): is that a fuckin RAT????

- person is pantsed to reveal very silly underwear underneath

- animal character loses a portion of their fur/feathers, revealing silly underwear underneath

- the voice actor screams so loud that it clips the mic and you can hear the room echo (see: mel blanc)

- i dont particularly find this funny I just wanna take a moment to send good vibes to the two bros moving a large pane of glass. You’ll deliver an unbroken pane of glass someday, I believe in you <3

- a background character straight up just fuckin’ dies

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