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Merry: on a scale of scrunkly to blorbo, how are you feeling today

Pippin: oh definitely scrunkly and halfway down to eeby deeby

Frodo: really? I'm feeling more like i'm getting plinko'd

Sam: you can't be plinko'd!! you're the blorbo to my life🥺

Frodo, voice cracking: o 🥺🥺🥺 ok

Aragorn: what in the ever loving fuck does any of that mean

Pippin: wow that's such a glup shitto thing to say.

Merry: yeah you're giving very live slug energy rn🙄🙄🙄

if i had a nickel for every zelda sequel game that was darker than the first one and had something to do with a fucked up moon i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

y'all bots are uncreative spice it up a bit

forgive me hellsite for i do not know why i looked to twitter for bowigi content. i wish to be replenished in the ways of the tumbl

my creations (i edited totk into them)