Everything Is A Metaphor For Being Trans If You Try Hard Enough. Vampirism? Easy! The Process Of Carving

everything is a metaphor for being trans if you try hard enough. vampirism? easy! the process of carving a statue? obviously! the horrors of womanhood? of course it is! the plot to hit 2002 video game the elder scrolls iii morrowind? what else would it be? the god damn real life vietnam war? you better fucking believe it! the right wingers were right god is dead and trans people replaced him and now each and every inch of reality is ours

feels important to mention the current spanish royal family is the house of bourbon. yes, that house of bourbon

Can cishet liberal "allies" please just let harry potter go already, like, you've condemned JKR, so stop giving her money already, if you actually cared you'd boycott anything harry potter related, no one cares about your nostalgia, let the racist right wing propaganda books go

this is true of humans as well i think

"4. if a bonobo were raised by humans it would probably try to fuck them lowkey"

uhh would you mind elaborating on this point, please ?

bonobos generally seek social reassurance and stress relief through sexual contact (way more than chimps at least). for example if anything happens that excites or scares a group of bonobos the females will all start furiously scissoring and that is not a joke you can look it up on youtube

i like the trend among online aesthetics to suddenly decide that, no matter the aesthetic, right wing politics somehow dont match it. Im being serious i love that we decide to gatekeep reactionaries no matter how clunky we do it

anyway uhhh. baby