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only have access to this shitty nylon string atm but here’s me playing cum machine (feat. some church bells that decided to join in). first take, best take.

ngl this type of response makes me kick my feet back and forth and laugh and giggle and smile... the jolteon of jestermaxxing strikes again!

Only here because of that one annoying person who complained about you. i love that white people soul food post unironically thank you

im glad you liked it i was lollin when i thought of the caption :D

this shit is soul food for white people man i s2g

Don't Worry Velocity : Design : Comfort Drops Jun 17th 2003 ‼️

Last night I drove home in the rain. I think I’ll always feel this way. The streetlights that line this old town, they cut the budget, they don’t work now. I go to work, I come home drunk, I swear to God I will grow up. I know that I’m not good enough. That’s OK, that makes two of us.

Last night I drove home in the rain. I think I’ll always feel this way. The streetlights that line this old town, they cut the budget, they don’t work now. I go to work, I come home drunk, I swear to God I will grow up. I know that I’m not good enough. That’s OK, that makes two of us.

You are instantly annoying and maybe should shut up

Cowboy boots, and lucchese / Came out the woods, all we had was Macys / They making them weird faces / I've been talking my talk ever since I had braces!

^ something I made up just now for you to think about

How is it going pedophile apologist retard? I hope you choke on rusty barbed wire and die. Would help the world more than you are now or ever will.

ahhh you maddd (fades away, spins around for the rebound) ahhhhhhh you maddddddd

Last night I drove home in the rain. I think I’ll always feel this way. The streetlights that line this old town, they cut the budget, they don’t work now. I go to work, I come home drunk, I swear to God I will grow up. I know that I’m not good enough. That’s OK, that makes two of us.

presenting: a series of various dog related images

talking about lolcows is goated when sucking the life out of the party is the vibe >>>

you’re not a good liar

your*

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(smirking while handing you a hard shell crab) have a big bite dude. of course it's a soft shell crab

Did you notice how takashi0 didn't deny being a brony, nor dispute the claim that he is sexually aroused by a children's cartoon show? He just tried to deflect blame onto "the real" pedophiles, as if he isn't one of them. That's the excuse he has been hiding behind for over a decade now, never addressing his own sick sexual fetish. At the end of the day he is no better than Carlos Albuquerque, because in theory Carlos never harmed any "flesh and blood" people either. But nobody accepted that excuse when they found his porn, and I don't see any reason why takashi0 should get a pass just because his porn stash is still safely on an encrypted hard drive somewhere.

too much to say so i recorded a voice note

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