DID YOU JUST CALL ME OUT?? EXCUSE YOU YA GAY FUCK, ILL SMOOCH YOU TO DEATH !! Jk, I Wontkill You. But

DID YOU JUST CALL ME OUT?? EXCUSE YOU YA GAY FUCK, I’LL SMOOCH YOU TO DEATH !! jk, i wont kill you. but i will smooch [just not to death]. btgrvfced gay wheeze,,,,,, i love you too, fuckin demon<33 N HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SHORT, FUCKIN TALLER LIL SHITE. aHHhh lovebug<333333

Call Out

Call out post, @foresthoes Is a gay little shit and absolutely adorable. They keep bullying me with smooches and love im being smothered. Love you bby you lil shit <3333 Shorty, Small Fry. <3

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

(´ ▽｀)ｏ♥♡ guilty as charged.

lemme smooch (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

gdi, Ady???? CALLIN YOU OUT ANON BOI! FIGHT ME. (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧

new and improved nathan drake.

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