I Heard Were Beefing With The Mha Fandom??? What Is This About??? Anyways:

I heard we’re beefing with the mha fandom??? What is this about??? Anyways:

Guys, cancel deku, he got his powers from Cauldron!!! /j

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

Another one in the "Victoria assumes anything bad that happens to her is some malicious parahuman ability" category of occurances.

@victoriadallonfan

After a tense 148-hour standoff with The Bureau of Temporal Consistency we've arrived at a compromise position on our latest "Travel Back in Time and Kill Hitler" Plan. They nixed our original idea of pasting the fucker with a tomahawk missile right after he was kicked out of art school, but they did sign off on letting us open a persistent 5-millimeter temporal rift right next to his ear and then constantly negging him for years on end until he loses the will to live. Obviously not our ideal strategy but in this business, you can't let perfect be the enemy of good. And it is working, we're wearing the prick down- we're on track to push him over the edge by April 30th, 1945

I swear Colin is just speed running Jon's arc from Magnus Archives. In less then a season he's gone from being the grouchy Co worker, to incredibly paranoid, to foolishy smashing haunted objects. If he hasn't become God by the end of this season I'm going to be very disappointed