James Patrick March Headcanons

James Patrick March Headcanons

Pairing: James Patrick March X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Fluff, Violence, all SFW, will make a NSFW version if requested.

One thing about James is he might be crazy, but when he is in love, he is IN LOVE.

And I’m talking absolutely head over heels for you. He worships you like you’re a goddess.

If you two decided to get married he would plan the most lavish wedding of all time. I’m talking over the top decorations, ten tiered cake, dress embroidered with diamonds, a ring so heavy it weighs your finger down, the whole package.

The man is extremely persuasive. Even if the persuasion means holding someone’s life over their heads.

But this of course means that in extension, he gets you whatever you want.

PRINCESS TREATMENT ALL THE WAY.

He will clean for you, cook, whatever you ask. He might be evil, but NEVER when it comes to you.

You will never have to want for anything as long as you’re with him.

He is also definitely the jealous type.

If another guy hits on you, don’t be surprised if you find the remnants of his dead body laying around later.

Of course the whole “mass murderer” thing was slightly disturbing at first, but you know James would never hurt you so you’ve grown used to it.

“James what are you doing?” You went to look for him cause you heard the sound of metal banging together.

He looks at you with a proud smile as he stands over someone’s severed arm.

“Just working, dear”

You roll your eyes and leave him to it.

James is also a very loud snorer. You’ve gotten used to sleeping with earplugs, because it would be impossible to get a good nights sleep with how much he snores.

Your favorite couples activity is to mess with guests at the Cortez. His guilty pleasure is he loves basic ghost tricks. Making furniture float, appearing at the edge of someone’s bed, or just whispering boo. He thinks the reactions are hilarious, and will even set up cameras for an instant replay.

“Hahaha look at how scared that idiot looked!” James says as he shows you his most recent recording.

Anyways, that’s all guys! Remember to like and reblog! Love ya!

kate moss paris fashion week 1994

He'll do something phsycotic n i'll be blushing n kicking my feet like "omg he's so handsome when he throws dead bodies down a chute!"

ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

this is my fave edit I made, I love them sm my comfort witches <3333

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