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Crow: “Still fumbling around in the overworld Old Light?”

Me: *spluttering* exCUSE YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

i know that crow by this point is getting up to speed with the history of the city, but this kinda situation would be incredibly funny to me

Crow: [having a normal day, tracking targets, or some other bullshit]

The Young Wolf: [makes an incredibly completely casual comment about a completely batshit thing they once did]

Crow:

Octo boy ✨

Ghost: Watch out to your left!!!

Young Wolf: *making L’s w/ both of their hands* Which way is left????

Ghost: 3 o’clock Guardian!

Young Wolf: no??? it’s 6:15 what do you want from me?!?

That Octavinelle stan anon here. May I interest you with the fact that female octopi *cough*f!Azul*cough* are typically aggressive when mating?

[Tried to be as gender neutral as I could be. The “length” mentioned could very well be a toy or strap or an actual dick! Your choice~]

tw // oviposition 🤪  (HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?! IT WAS ONLY THE FIRST TWO PARAGRAPHS THE ONES I WANTED TO WRITE!!!)

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No expected it from her

Your wrists and ankles with small bruises from being held too tight That Octavinelle scarf of hers wrapped around your neck to hide the bitemarks and purple circles left by her suckers Lips swollen from harsh kisses And how you struggle to walk and sit at times Can’t forget how you lose your voice from moaning and crying out so much, so loud

Azul Ashengrotto, with her soft looks and shy persona when with you, Or her suave businesswoman look when speaking to customers... Was quite the rough and aggressive lover

Hands and tentacles alike spreading your legs wide apart for her to manhandle and use you for her own pleasure, lips roughly sucking your tender skin and teeth sinking down to clearly claim you as her own She would either rub herself on you, bouncing eagerly to have that length kiss her womb, scream how she would milk you for all you’re worth

But it really was worse when she eagerly pulled you into the bathtub and stuffed you full of her tentacles in every available hole “Baby, ugh fuck, y-you’re so warm and tight-! T-T-Take them!” You could feel her shiver in utter bliss, her mating tentacle pulsing inside you, “You’re gonna be such a wonderful parent~ Looking all cute and plump full of my eggs~” More desperate pumps before you can feel the small round eggs deposit deep within you, accompanied by the loudest moan ever from her shaking body.

[ . . . . ]

“A-Azul... luv?” You called out for her, but the only response were more incomprehensible cries.

You giggled a bit before stopping, placing a hand on your round abdomen. “I’m fine-ngh.. D-don’t worry!” You looked at the closet door opened a crack. She was hiding in there.

“C-Could you please just... tell my teachers I’m sick today? Don’t think I’ll be able to attend class like this, ahaha..! Ahn~” Fuck, this was better than you expected it to be.

“Zuzu, please come out... I need your help... There’s barely any bladder space, y’know?”

“S-S-Shut up, [Name]! This is so embarrassing!” At least she peeked out of the closet now. “I-I got too carried away with my eggs! Now you can barely move!” Her face was redder than Riddle’s when she gets mad.

Azul snapped out of it by a thick scent lingering in the air. It sent a wonderful shiver through her spine.

Oh, no...

Sure enough, there you were, aroused once more from being this full with her eggs. Every movement from the small spheres lit your nerves on fire. “A-Azul, please..~” You were already panting

“M-” She cleared her throat, fanning herself to try and compose her posture... but your scent had drool leaking from her mouth already.

“Mine!!” Ashengrotto was quick to pounce you, lips eagerly searching yours as her hand immediately stroked your slick sex.

Looks like more marks and eggs will be left on your body now~

me every time i see uncensored porn on my dash now

Me playing any videogame ever

Malleus x Female Reader Series feat Elliott 🐉🐲🐉🐲

https://misteria247.tumblr.com/post/641681320742961152/you-stood-in-front-of-the-mirror-the-image-of-the

Part One ⬆️

https://misteria247.tumblr.com/post/642679995492384768/the-car-ride-to-your-mothers-felt-like-it

Part Two ⬆️

https://misteria247.tumblr.com/post/645488736494288896/noit-cant-be-you-breathed-stunned

Part Three ⬆️

Twisted wonderland as gifs

Malleus Draconia

Leona Kingscholar

Jade, Floyd Leech and Azul Ashengrotto

Idia Shroud

(Pre-OB) Riddle Rosehearts

Sebek Zigvolt to Malleus Draconia

Kalim Al-Asim

Ruggie Bucchi

Lilia Vanrouge

Caiatl: Your pride is preventing us from focusing on the real enemy.

The Young Wolf after mowing down the last members of her species she sent to die because she can't accept a alliance as equals.

Cows with Flower Crowns

Season of the Chosen: Saladin's Fucking Pissed

Lance Reddick(Zavala voice actor) reads out Meme

More twst fanart

💚DIASOMNIA 💚 (Dorm Locations)

Entrance

Entrance (Night)

Lounge

Lounge (Night)

Hallway

Malleus’s room

Lilia’s room

Silver’s room

Sebek’s room

I absolutely hate falling asleep with YouTube autoplaying on TV I dozed off at my desk and when I woke up a 2+ hour Skyrim lore vid was on and I genuinely had a "where the fuck am I ???" Moment

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How to get ingredients for the Dawning 2020

Vex Milk: Vex Kills

Ether Cane: Fallen Kills

Cabal Oil: Cabal Kills

Chitin Powder: Hive Kills

Taken Butter: Taken Kills

Dark Ether Cane: Scorn Kills

Delicious Explosion: Explosive Kills

Sharp Flavor: Sword Kills

Balanced Flavor: Sniper, Bow or Scout Rifle Kills

Impossible Heat: Solar Kills

Electric Flavor: Arc Kills

Null Taste: Void Kills

Multifaceted Flavors: Multikills

Perfect Taste: Precision Kills

Superb Texture: Super Kills

Finishing Touch: Perform Finishers on an enemy

Pinch of Light: Pick Up Orbs of Light

Flash of Inspiration: Create Orbs of Light

Personal Touch: Melee Kills

Bullet Spray: SMG, Auto Rifle or LMG Kills

Essence of Dawning: Earned during these activities ranging from least to most - Patrols, Public Events and Nightfalls.

Cyberpunk 2077.. un juego redondo, sin fisuras