Moth

moth

I mean, technically countries are moving. Like ~1.5cm per year.

"moving countries" sounds so much cooler and dramatic than it actually is like... the countries are still gonna be the same place the only thing that's moving is you

You are one in a million

You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the US. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small mid western town.

i love it when moths are shaped like this and rthen you get them in a glass to let them outside and you see them from underneath and they look like this

In all seriousness, bread can (and does) present a physical danger to geese, rather than a dietary one. Feed the geese grapes instead. Or all the swollen ticks you picked off of your werewolf housemate, they don’t seem to differentiate much

PSA don't feed the geese !!!

Analog horror this. The moon is alive that. What about the sun and how it crashed my car in a Game Stop parking lot?