Happy Almost Christmas Ace Attorney Fans. And Also People Who Like Christmas

Happy almost Christmas ace attorney fans. And also people who like Christmas

It was Christmas Eve!

Drake just told me that he gave Sam a get better soon card. I said that was sweet, but I didn't realize Sam was sick!

Drake replies, "he's not. I just think he could do better."

I'm looking forward to the fight that'll break out soon. I hope they break the toaster so Sun can't burn more toast.

I see soup I hit reblog

yall wanted more soup posts

here’s the soup d’jour: Chinese wintermelon soup, with meatballs, tofu, bok choy and fen si, server over rice

The universe creating Bismuth

inveting a new type of steel called Stainful Steel. allkinds of fuckin colours and slops will stick to this bad boy

Oh!!! Someone else found a grown-up mimic!!!!

me: I’m a homebody i like to stay at home!

the home: 

muddles my perception of time

Changes in both size and distance

lulls me into sense of safety and twist it into an oppressive paranoia inducing hellouse-scape

compels me to forget my own autonomous existence 

waters down the outside and/ or exaggerate it to mythical extent 

shrinks front door perron when i ascend, jarringly draws it out when i descend.

all its windows views are other walls of itself

the backyard fence looms in every horizon

bitter to abandonment of what belongs under its roof, including me when i go out to buy some good ol orange fanta

 doesn’t look for me under its roof, it always knows where I’m.

when it sleeps doors never open, i don’t know it’s sleeping schedule

whatever happens silently around the corners is real, my apprehension is valid and understandable, and indeed i should panic. 

Well. Somebody dropped the ball on their spam bot’s coding