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Im A Girl And My Smiles Are Only Mostly Unsettling, Give Me A Sword! :D

I’m a girl and my smiles are only mostly unsettling, give me a sword! :D

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

Make A Girl Smile Today.
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dw about how many I already have or how I can make more myself its the thought that counts and I do take kindly to offerings! mod vivian
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getranched
1 year ago

Counterpoint: fire yummy

to a flame

be careful, little moth of the gleaming light

be wary, little moth of blinding your sight

be cautious, little moth of the warmth so bright

be mindful, little moth of which you cannot fight

stay distant, little moth from the fire burning bright

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getranched
1 year ago

Me and Star Wars

mutual 1: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 2: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 3: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 4: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 5: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 6: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good

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Star Wars peaked in 1977 and has just gone downhill since I (mostly) jest there’s Specific Content which is just incredible. but most of it is (enjoyably) Bad lmao why do you think there are so many time travel fix-its? or fix-its in general? mod vivian
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1 year ago

Me

I Have Not Yet Posted The Moth Violence Here

I have not yet posted the moth violence here

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me so often litcherally just me mod vivian
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getranched
1 year ago

There are two wolves inside of you. One thinks critically about the content you consume. The other says “maybe the curtains were just fucking blue.” Your essay is due in 2 hours. Good luck

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

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because both of these things are true! sometimes the curtains ARE just fucking blue! but sometimes they’re part of a theme or motif which is there intentionally! so you gotta Analyze the content to figure out which it is this is why I don’t hold my devotees to a scripture and instead talk to them in person and plainly mod vivian
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