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Wdym An Average Platonic Bond Cant Be Deep And Meaningful Do None Of You Remember The Power Of Friendship

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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11 months ago

Sometimes I lay awake at night just thinkin about mafic volcanoes.


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1 year ago

I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.


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10 months ago

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Infinity cow is a delightful concept. And there is no way in any religions conception of eternal punishment that I will be clicking that link


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11 months ago

I’m pretty sure the stone human bones one can happen

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.


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10 months ago

Fish!!!!

FISH DRAWING JUMPSCARE

FISH DRAWING JUMPSCARE

this post will not be here for long

NEVERMIND NOT DELETING MY OWN POST ANYMORE you guys are nice and I'm not afraid to be cringe anymore this drawing I made gives me serotonin even though it's not technically impressive


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