UGH. That Annoying Moment When Your Sapient Spaceship (which You Created After Becoming Immortal But
UGH. That annoying moment when your sapient spaceship (which you created after becoming immortal but before becoming a god/dess) ditches you for a millennia to go romance that one artificial moon and you have to teleport like some sort of *emissary*
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Now, I *have* made werewolf geese before. Who hasn’t? But that’s entirely separate from geese dietary recommendations
vivian are you making werewolf geese
What? No, I’ve just been feeding them ticks. And Eren’s not even really a werewolf anyways
Werda be *haran,* Sun found another car
ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to-
Post cancelled I just saw a car run over a trash can going probably like 40 miles an hour down my street wtf
that's so autistic of you *bats eyelashes flirtatiously*
i am not limited by human range HAHA GET FUCKING STYLED ON LOSER
i love echolalia so much i truly do but i am so sadly limited by the range of my human voice. i wanna mimic cars and kettles and microwave beeps and chirping birds and computer keys and rushing water. making cat noises isn’t enough i wanna sound like a fucking synth.
Well, it’s more a shapeshifter than a werewolf, but “my werewolf housemate” just flows better
Wait, wait- wait. I’ve been living with a werewolf this whole time!?