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getranched

1 year ago

Hey can I borrow some holy water from someone? I need it for ah ...

Pest control

Aka Vivian get your nasty little boyfriend out of my room before he gets hurt.

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mod luna motherfucker scratched up the wood THEN HAD THE NERVE TO INSULT MY SOAP COLLECTION. OH IM SORRY I LIKE THE SMELL OF NORMAL THINGS LIKE VANILLA AND NOT HELLFIRE AND DICK YOU @@$_-@7)$+@)/

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getranched

1 year ago

1. Area 51 is the base in Nevada where the United States government allegedly contains extraterrestrial technology and specimens. Really, the government tried to make it into that but it was just too easy to escape and steal from so everyone just treats it as a combination escape room/heist simulator (it’s true! There’s galacnet ads and everything!)

2. The internet explorer is on its way to raid Area 51 because there was a meme about it some years ago (don’t ask me how many, I don’t know how to count)

3. It’s funny the longer it takes to see it because the internet explorer is notorious for being a slow browser, jokes about it being late to something are commonplace

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i’ve been to Area 51 a few times for fun and they really are shit at keeping folks in there even the SCP foundation does better and they’ve never once managed to stop me from refining up some just *delectable* hot chocolate mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

Personally I prefer raw bones. It's a texture thing I think.

how fucked up would the spell "liquify calcium" be. honestly

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mod luna although human bones arent the best if your looking to get in on bones id advise something smaller like a mouse if your just starting out

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getranched

1 year ago

Sun’s worse about it

the transition im crying

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you ever try to bathe (and partially recompose) the possessed corpse of a sort-of-satyr? ESPECIALLY when the possessor hates water in general AND has horns perfect for goring not fun mod vivian

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getranched

1 year ago

Oh, I just LOVE the flavor of liquid bone! The fire really adds a good bit of heturam too!

how fucked up would the spell "liquify calcium" be. honestly

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not necessarily fit for human consumption but well i’m not human so I can do it just fine mod vivian

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