gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
I'm getting too old for this BS.

Micro reviews and commentary on fetish erotica. Smoking, leather gloves, BDSM, sensual erotica, images that tell a story or pose a question.

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Gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm Getting Too Old For This BS. - Tumblr Blog

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

I think these are actually two debutantes from Chicago circa <2002? Candid.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Because baddass cowgirls in leather. Any questions? Didn’t think so.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Capnolagnian selfie. Pretty classic sunglasses and glamour. Not too overdone.

Who the audience? An Instagram following? A probably-hyper-aroused lover?  

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Ah, a grown woman. To paraphrase a fiend, ”An 18 year-old cheerleader is Bach at his most ornate:all over the place and frenetic.But a 35 year-old woman is Brahms when he was just beginning to smoulder.”

Radiant glow. The outfit looks like it feels good. 

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Candid. Just a woman unknowingly(?) melting the fetishists around her.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

This is a classic but I can’t recall the artist.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Gotta love capnolagnian selfies because it makes you wonder... who is it for?

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

It’s got a bodice-ripper look and an unexpected crescendo in to surprising savagery. Never seen the movie.

Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)
Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)
Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)
Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)
Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)
Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)
Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)
Charlize Theron, Head In The Clouds (2004)

Charlize Theron, Head in the Clouds (2004)

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

See previous posts about this capnolagnia pioneer.

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Posed but tasty. Of course smoking while wearing leather gloves stacks the odds heavily in its favor. But distressed brown leather gloves put it over the top.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

We call it “date night” around here, lol.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

What on earth is on her mind?

Beautiful Blonde Parisian Https://smoking-hotties.com/2020/10/beautiful-blonde-parisian/

Beautiful Blonde Parisian https://smoking-hotties.com/2020/10/beautiful-blonde-parisian/

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

This one ticks off some very hot boxes. Composition, touch, fetish attire, facial expressions well above average. Wonder if it would look cheap and “porny” in color?

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Great facial expression, especially the middle image where the facial expression depicts a surge of endorphins. And maybe even one of those little spontaneous orgasms.

Amber Heard
Amber Heard
Amber Heard

Amber Heard

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

BDSM is so much more fun with classic fetish attire.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Don’t you just want to touch her? Poke her gently with your fingertips?

One More, Darling!OoD (-self-)

One more, Darling! OoD (-self-)

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

She appears to mean it.

You Heard Her.

You heard her.

gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

See above comments.


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gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Not porn. Not posed. Just lovely.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Fetish imagery, not porn, not staged.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Still vibrant with youth. Enjoy it.

gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

Beauty doesn’t have to be “porny.”

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gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago
gettingtoooldforthisbs - I'm getting too old for this BS.
gettingtoooldforthisbs
3 years ago

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