*uninteligible Noises*

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James was never a nice gryffindor...

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

The whole fanbase doesn't even ship Eddie with other celebrities anymore because they love Steddie too much.

thinking of eddie one day on live saying he doesn’t get why the internet calls him a wifeguy, him being defensive saying he talks about steve a normal amount people just over exaggerate it cause they’re gay

someone then proceeds to link him a 40 minute long youtube compilation thats part 4 in a ongoing series of eddie always finding the strangest ways to bring steve up in interviews, constantly derailing conversations without realizing, just being absolutely disgustingly in love etc etc. the video also includes the interviewers’ confusion as they try to comprehend what on earth steve has anything to do with what they just asked + the series has a counter of how many times eddie is recorded saying “my husband” that is currently well past the 200’s

eddie ends the live in embarrassment

I think Eddie would be offended the first time someone called him a wifeguy.

Someone in the chat say that Eddie is such a wifeguy and Eddie is just like, “Ummm, no? I’m not a ‘wifeguy’ because I’m gay. I’m married to a man. A wife does not enter the equation. I’m a husband-guy. A husband-husband, if you will.”

Eddie goes to find Steve and tells him, “Someone on the internet called you my wife.”

Steve, who is just trying to eat his lunch in peace: Oh-kay?

Eddie to the camera: He’s offended. Look at him.

People in the comments explain to him that a wifeguy is just a guy who loves his spouse and talks about them all the time. The term is a bit heteronormative, but the concept is just guy that loves his spouse, like Eddie. And Eddie is cool with that until someone else comments about how a lot of wifeguys have recently cheated or left their wives and they don’t want Eddie and Steve to break up.

Eddie responds to that and says, “Yeah…I don’t want – I don’t want that. I don’t want to be grouped with the YouTube guy that cheated on his wife at a Harry Styles concert. And I don’t talk about Steve all the time. I just tell you guys funny little stories and he happens to be there.”

Commence everybody linking Eddie in YouTube compilations of him talking about Steve, dating all the way back to Corroded Coffins’ first interview where he’s purposely not gendering his partner while he talks about how they were the inspiration of their current single.

I don’t think Eddie would be embarrassed because I think he just owns everything about himself, but I do think that he would go and find Steve again and film him showing Steve part 4 of the YouTube series Eddie Munson Loving His Husband.

Steve, who is still just trying to eat lunch, is like, “Ed, this forty minutes.”

Eddie: Shh, look how much I love you. Look how much I express my love for you. I’m giving you a – digital copy of my love. It’s – it’s a gift from me to you.

Steve: …Did you forget my birthday?

Eddie: It’s your birthday?!

End of stream.

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Someone should write about this

Nico di Angelo as the god of Regret and Redemption, and Patronage of the Overlooked.

Because he has been overlooked. He has been lost. He has been wrong. He has regretted. And he has redeemed himself.

He believes in the good in living beings. He bestows punishment and he offers salvation alike, for he’s more lenient than his father, who prefers harsh and merciless justice. He believes punishment should not be about making people suffer in their victim’s place but to help them realize what’s wrong so that they would stop doing it, and return to the goodness they’ve been born with.

His father would throw you into eternal prison for your crimes. Nico finds the root of your corruption, extinguishes it, and should you desire it: lets you stay under his wings, helping him with his work - a form of prison labour. The wicked become his loyal servants. The violent become his executors.

There’s a chance for all - as long as they wish for it.

The eternal prison has been too crowded lately, he’s said. Wouldn’t it be better if I can take out a some population without consequences?

His father doesn’t protest.

So Nico keep growing his followers from the rejected.