God I Hate Knowing I Have Stuff To Do It's Like Bearing A Curse

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

can’t let the gang know that i fw dead gay wizards

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Babygirls

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anyway do we think animals by big thief was written about them

misha officiating a lesbian wedding and giving the worst service ever because he was bawling his eyes out about gay marriage being allowed for the first time in the US is so on brand. this is how i want my men to be - emotional, empathetic and absolutely the worst at assigned tasks

Wait wait because Aziraphale loooooves his licenses.

He will want a license from God that he is married to Crowley. He can’t go to church, he’s closer to god than any priest. Also obviously no no for Crowley. But a license from GOD? Heck yeah.

I just imagine Crowley in the background like holy shit that’s God standing there (after they saved the world probably) and he’s like… nah actually fuck you I don’t want to talk to you.

But Aziraphale is like… actually… just a quick one… can you like… marry us *pulls Crowley by his hand towards God.*

And God grins “I thought you were never going to ask.”